{"product_id":"gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-byt-deerly-expensive-stag-master-5505x6000-300dpi","title":"Funny Stag T-Shirt – Deerly Expensive","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny stag T-shirt featuring the “Deerly Expensive” luxury animal design, printed on a black Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee.\u003cbr\u003eA very expensive-looking deer with absolutely no intention of checking the price tag. Sunglasses, layered gold chains and a confident stag portrait turn this woodland animal into full luxury mode.\u003cbr\u003eTHE DESIGN\u003cbr\u003eThis artwork features:\u003cbr\u003e- detailed stag portrait\u003cbr\u003e- dark sunglasses\u003cbr\u003e- layered gold chains\u003cbr\u003e- gold pendant\u003cbr\u003e- warm brown fur tones\u003cbr\u003e- pink and blue neon-style highlights\u003cbr\u003e- circular gold accent behind the antlers\u003cbr\u003e- bold “DEERLY EXPENSIVE” lettering\u003cbr\u003eA ridiculous amount of swagger for an animal that normally lives in a forest.\u003cbr\u003ePart of our Wealthy Wild collection — animals with more money than sense.\u003cbr\u003eT-SHIRT DETAILS\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.\u003cbr\u003e- Black\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e- 185 gsm\u003cbr\u003e- Classic unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neck\u003cbr\u003e- Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular body\u003cbr\u003e- Twin-needle sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail DTG print\u003cbr\u003e- Printed individually to order\u003cbr\u003eThe G5000 has a traditional straight-cut unisex silhouette rather than a fitted fashion shape.\u003cbr\u003eFIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003cbr\u003eThis is a classic unisex fit.\u003cbr\u003eChoose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer something more relaxed.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the size guide in the listing images before ordering.\u003cbr\u003eCOLOUR\u003cbr\u003eThis version is printed on Black, giving the warm stag portrait, gold details and vivid pink-blue highlights strong contrast.\u003cbr\u003ePRINT\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork is applied using DTG printing, allowing the fur texture, jewellery, neon-style accents and lettering to retain their detail without the heavy feel of a large vinyl transfer.\u003cbr\u003eEach garment is printed individually to order, so very small variations in placement or colour may occur.\u003cbr\u003eCARE\u003cbr\u003eWash inside out at 30°C.\u003cbr\u003eWash with similar colours.\u003cbr\u003eDo not bleach.\u003cbr\u003eDo not tumble dry.\u003cbr\u003eDo not iron directly over the artwork.\u003cbr\u003eLuxury is temporary.\u003cbr\u003eLaundry instructions are forever.\u003cbr\u003eMADE TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003eEach shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.\u003cbr\u003eProduction and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the estimated delivery date at checkout before ordering.\u003cbr\u003eABOUT THE ARTWORK\u003cbr\u003eDeerly Expensive is an original Bite Your Tongue concept developed as part of our Wealthy Wild collection.\u003cbr\u003eThe design combines a detailed stag portrait with exaggerated luxury styling, gold jewellery, sunglasses and neon-inspired lighting to turn classic wildlife imagery into something considerably less dignified.\u003cbr\u003eAI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.\u003cbr\u003eEach finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.\u003cbr\u003eBITE YOUR TONGUE\u003cbr\u003eWear what you think.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bite Your Tongue","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":59162366935304,"sku":"GD05-BLK-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":59162366968072,"sku":"GD05-BLK-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":59162367000840,"sku":"GD05-BLK-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ X-Large","offer_id":59162367033608,"sku":"GD05-BLK-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":59162367066376,"sku":"GD05-BLK-2XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":59162367099144,"sku":"GD05-BLK-3XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":59162367131912,"sku":"GD05-BLK-4XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":59162367164680,"sku":"GD05-BLK-5XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1072\/6866\/9704\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_25_Sept_2026_18_41_16.png?v=1793739914","url":"https:\/\/shop.biteyourtongue.uk\/products\/gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-byt-deerly-expensive-stag-master-5505x6000-300dpi","provider":"Bite Your Tongue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}