{"product_id":"gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-byt-hedge-fund-master-4000x6000-300dpi","title":"Funny Hedgehog T-Shirt – Hedge Fund","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Hedgehog T-shirt featuring the “Hedge Fund” luxury animal graphic, printed on a black Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee.\u003cbr\u003eA sharp little finance joke built around a very wealthy-looking hedgehog in dark sunglasses and layered gold chains — because apparently even woodland creatures have diversified portfolios now.\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork mixes realistic hedgehog detail with flashy luxury styling, warm gold tones and subtle pink-blue rim lighting for a high-contrast graphic designed specifically for black fabric.\u003cbr\u003eTHE DESIGN\u003cbr\u003eHedge Fund is part of our Wealthy Wild collection — animals with expensive accessories, suspiciously healthy finances and absolutely no intention of explaining where the money came from.\u003cbr\u003eThe design features:\u003cbr\u003e- detailed hedgehog portrait\u003cbr\u003e- dark gold-framed sunglasses\u003cbr\u003e- layered gold and gem-style chains\u003cbr\u003e- circular gold framing\u003cbr\u003e- subtle pink and cyan accent lighting\u003cbr\u003e- bold HEDGE FUND typography\u003cbr\u003e- finance-themed wordplay\u003cbr\u003eSmall mammal.\u003cbr\u003eLarge portfolio.\u003cbr\u003eT-SHIRT DETAILS\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.\u003cbr\u003e- Black\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e- 185 gsm\u003cbr\u003e- Classic unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neck\u003cbr\u003e- Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular body\u003cbr\u003e- Twin-needle sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail DTG print\u003cbr\u003e- Printed individually to order\u003cbr\u003eThe G5000 has a traditional straight-cut unisex silhouette rather than a fitted fashion shape.\u003cbr\u003eFIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003cbr\u003eThis is a classic unisex fit.\u003cbr\u003eChoose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer a more relaxed look.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the size guide in the listing images before ordering. Measurements are provided in centimetres and inches.\u003cbr\u003eCOLOUR\u003cbr\u003eBlack only.\u003cbr\u003eThe black fabric gives the hedgehog portrait strong contrast while allowing the gold jewellery, warm fur tones and coloured edge lighting to stand out clearly.\u003cbr\u003ePRINT\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork is applied using DTG printing, allowing the fine spine texture, fur detail, jewellery and subtle colour transitions to reproduce without the heavy feel of a large vinyl transfer.\u003cbr\u003eEach garment is printed individually to order, so very small variations in placement or colour may occur.\u003cbr\u003eCARE\u003cbr\u003eWash inside out at 30°C.\u003cbr\u003eWash with similar colours.\u003cbr\u003eDo not bleach.\u003cbr\u003eDo not tumble dry.\u003cbr\u003eDo not iron directly over the artwork.\u003cbr\u003eDiversify your assets.\u003cbr\u003eProtect your print.\u003cbr\u003eMADE TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003eEach shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.\u003cbr\u003eProduction and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the estimated delivery date at checkout before ordering.\u003cbr\u003eABOUT THE ARTWORK\u003cbr\u003eHedge Fund is an original Bite Your Tongue concept developed as part of our Wealthy Wild collection — realistic animal portraits mixed with luxury styling, money jokes and deliberately excessive attitude.\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork combines detailed hedgehog features with oversized gold accessories, coloured rim lighting and bold typography to create a graphic developed specifically for print.\u003cbr\u003eAI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.\u003cbr\u003eEach finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.\u003cbr\u003eBITE YOUR TONGUE\u003cbr\u003eWear what you think.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bite Your Tongue","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":59162646053128,"sku":"GD05-BLK-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":59162646085896,"sku":"GD05-BLK-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":59162646118664,"sku":"GD05-BLK-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ X-Large","offer_id":59162646151432,"sku":"GD05-BLK-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":59162646184200,"sku":"GD05-BLK-2XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":59162646216968,"sku":"GD05-BLK-3XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":59162646249736,"sku":"GD05-BLK-4XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":59162646282504,"sku":"GD05-BLK-5XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1072\/6866\/9704\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_22_Sept_2026_17_27_40.png?v=1793739600","url":"https:\/\/shop.biteyourtongue.uk\/products\/gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-byt-hedge-fund-master-4000x6000-300dpi","provider":"Bite Your Tongue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}