{"product_id":"gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-byt-i-said-i-do-not-dishes-black-tee-final-4500x6750","title":"Funny Marriage T-Shirt – I Said I Do, Not Dishes","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny marriage T-shirt featuring the “I Said I Do, Not Dishes” sarcastic relationship design, printed on a black Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee.\u003cbr\u003eGetting married involved vows, rings and commitment.\u003cbr\u003eNobody said anything about the dishes.\u003cbr\u003eA bold relationship-humour graphic for anyone who takes “I do” very literally and household chores considerably less seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE DESIGN\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis artwork features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- bold “I SAID I DO. NOT DISHES.” lettering\u003cbr\u003e- cheeky raised middle finger\u003cbr\u003e- wedding ring detail\u003cbr\u003e- overflowing stack of dirty dishes\u003cbr\u003e- cups, plates and cutlery\u003cbr\u003e- black, white and soft pink accents\u003cbr\u003e- hand-drawn distressed graphic styling\u003cbr\u003e- sarcastic marriage and household humour\u003cbr\u003eRomantic commitment: yes.\u003cbr\u003eDishwashing commitment: absolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eT-SHIRT DETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Black\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e- 185 gsm\u003cbr\u003e- Classic unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neck\u003cbr\u003e- Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular body\u003cbr\u003e- Twin-needle sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail DTG print\u003cbr\u003e- Printed individually to order\u003cbr\u003eThe G5000 has a traditional straight-cut unisex silhouette rather than a fitted women’s shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a classic unisex fit.\u003cbr\u003eChoose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer something more relaxed.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the size guide in the listing images before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCOLOUR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis version is printed on Black, giving the white lettering, illustrated dishes and soft pink details strong contrast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRINT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork is applied using DTG printing, allowing the distressed typography, hand illustration and smaller dish details to reproduce clearly.\u003cbr\u003eEach garment is printed individually to order, so very small variations in placement or colour may occur.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash inside out at 30°C.\u003cbr\u003eWash with similar colours.\u003cbr\u003eDo not bleach.\u003cbr\u003eDo not tumble dry.\u003cbr\u003eDo not iron directly over the artwork.\u003cbr\u003eYou said “I do.”\u003cbr\u003eYou still don’t have to do the dishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMADE TO ORDER\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.\u003cbr\u003eProduction and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the estimated delivery date at checkout before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eABOUT THE ARTWORK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI Said I Do, Not Dishes is an original Bite Your Tongue concept combining marriage humour, domestic sarcasm and bold hand-drawn styling.\u003cbr\u003eThe design plays on the wording of traditional wedding vows by turning “I do” into a very selective commitment — marriage included, dishes excluded.\u003cbr\u003eAI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.\u003cbr\u003eEach finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.\u003cbr\u003eBITE YOUR TONGUE\u003cbr\u003eWear what you think.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bite Your Tongue","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":59162735018248,"sku":"GD05-BLK-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":59162735051016,"sku":"GD05-BLK-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":59162735083784,"sku":"GD05-BLK-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ X-Large","offer_id":59162735116552,"sku":"GD05-BLK-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":59162735149320,"sku":"GD05-BLK-2XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":59162735182088,"sku":"GD05-BLK-3XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":59162735214856,"sku":"GD05-BLK-4XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":59162735247624,"sku":"GD05-BLK-5XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1072\/6866\/9704\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_27_Sept_2026_11_11_55-1.png?v=1793739422","url":"https:\/\/shop.biteyourtongue.uk\/products\/gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-byt-i-said-i-do-not-dishes-black-tee-final-4500x6750","provider":"Bite Your Tongue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}