{"product_id":"gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-byt-trash-royalty-raccoon-master-5505x6000-300dpi","title":"Funny Raccoon T-Shirt – Trash Royalty","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny raccoon T-shirt featuring the “Trash Royalty” luxury animal graphic, printed on a white Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee.\u003cbr\u003eA sharply dressed raccoon in dark sunglasses, layered gold chains and a statement medallion — because apparently raiding bins was only the first step toward generational wealth.\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork combines realistic raccoon detail with exaggerated luxury styling, warm gold tones and subtle pink-blue rim lighting for a bold graphic that stands out cleanly against white fabric.\u003cbr\u003eTHE DESIGN\u003cbr\u003eTrash Royalty is part of our Wealthy Wild collection — animals with expensive accessories, questionable financial decisions and absolutely no intention of explaining where the money came from.\u003cbr\u003eThe design features:\u003cbr\u003e- detailed raccoon portrait\u003cbr\u003e- oversized dark sunglasses\u003cbr\u003e- layered gold and gem-style chains\u003cbr\u003e- statement medallion\u003cbr\u003e- circular gold framing\u003cbr\u003e- subtle pink and cyan edge lighting\u003cbr\u003e- bold TRASH ROYALTY typography\u003cbr\u003eDumpster by birth.\u003cbr\u003eRoyalty by attitude.\u003cbr\u003eT-SHIRT DETAILS\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.\u003cbr\u003e- White\u003cbr\u003e- 100% U.S. cotton\u003cbr\u003e- 175 gsm\u003cbr\u003e- Classic unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neck\u003cbr\u003e- Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular body\u003cbr\u003e- Twin-needle sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail DTG print\u003cbr\u003e- Printed individually to order\u003cbr\u003eThe G5000 has a traditional straight-cut unisex silhouette rather than a fitted fashion shape.\u003cbr\u003eFIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003cbr\u003eThis is a classic unisex fit.\u003cbr\u003eChoose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer something more relaxed.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the size guide in the listing images before ordering. Measurements are provided in centimetres and inches.\u003cbr\u003eCOLOUR\u003cbr\u003eWhite only.\u003cbr\u003eThe white fabric keeps the raccoon’s dark fur sharply defined while allowing the gold jewellery, black lenses and coloured edge lighting to stand out clearly.\u003cbr\u003ePRINT\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork is applied using DTG printing, allowing the fur texture, jewellery detail and subtle colour transitions to reproduce without the heavy feel of a large vinyl transfer.\u003cbr\u003eEach garment is printed individually to order, so very small variations in placement or colour may occur.\u003cbr\u003eCARE\u003cbr\u003eWash inside out at 30°C.\u003cbr\u003eWash with similar colours.\u003cbr\u003eDo not bleach.\u003cbr\u003eDo not tumble dry.\u003cbr\u003eDo not iron directly over the artwork.\u003cbr\u003eTrash may be temporary.\u003cbr\u003eRoyalty is forever.\u003cbr\u003eThe print still prefers a cold wash.\u003cbr\u003eMADE TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003eEach shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.\u003cbr\u003eProduction and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the estimated delivery date at checkout before ordering.\u003cbr\u003eABOUT THE ARTWORK\u003cbr\u003eTrash Royalty is an original Bite Your Tongue concept developed as part of our Wealthy Wild collection — realistic animal portraits mixed with luxury styling, money jokes and deliberately excessive attitude.\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork combines detailed raccoon features with oversized accessories, coloured rim lighting and bold typography to create a graphic developed specifically for print.\u003cbr\u003eAI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.\u003cbr\u003eEach finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.\u003cbr\u003eBITE YOUR TONGUE\u003cbr\u003eWear what you think.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bite Your Tongue","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":59162757431560,"sku":"GD05-WHI-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":59162757464328,"sku":"GD05-WHI-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":59162757497096,"sku":"GD05-WHI-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ X-Large","offer_id":59162757529864,"sku":"GD05-WHI-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":59162757562632,"sku":"GD05-WHI-2XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":59162757595400,"sku":"GD05-WHI-3XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":59162757628168,"sku":"GD05-WHI-4XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":59162757660936,"sku":"GD05-WHI-5XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1072\/6866\/9704\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_24_Sept_2026_16_12_45.png?v=1793738702","url":"https:\/\/shop.biteyourtongue.uk\/products\/gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-byt-trash-royalty-raccoon-master-5505x6000-300dpi","provider":"Bite Your Tongue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}