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Even sarcastic monkeys have washing instructions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMADE TO ORDER\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.\u003cbr\u003eProduction and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check Etsy’s estimated delivery dates before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eABOUT THE ARTWORK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously? is an original Bite Your Tongue concept built around one universally recognisable expression: complete disbelief.\u003cbr\u003eThe design keeps things deliberately simple, combining an unimpressed monkey portrait with minimal typography for a dry, instantly readable sarcastic graphic.\u003cbr\u003eAI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.\u003cbr\u003eEach finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue 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