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Sensible choices.\u003cbr\u003eDeath remains unconvinced.\u003cbr\u003eEat Clean, Die Anyway combines healthy-lifestyle imagery with a sunglasses-wearing Grim Reaper for a deliberately dark take on wellness culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE DESIGN\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork features a hooded Grim Reaper enjoying a bright green drink while holding a colourful bowl of fresh food, complete with scythe and the bold “EAT CLEAN, DIE ANYWAY” slogan.\u003cbr\u003eBright greens and colourful food details contrast against the darker character artwork, giving the design a strong, readable look from a distance.\u003cbr\u003eDark humour for people who eat their vegetables but remain realistic about the long-term outcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eT-SHIRT DETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Black: 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e- Red: 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e- Tweed: 50% cotton \/ 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e- Midnight: 50% cotton \/ 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e- Colours: 185 gsm\u003cbr\u003e- Classic regular unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neck\u003cbr\u003e- Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular body\u003cbr\u003e- Twin-needle sleeves and hem\u003cbr\u003e- DTG printed\u003cbr\u003e- Printed individually to order\u003cbr\u003eInkthreadable lists the G5000 as a regular-fit, mid-weight garment at 175–185 gsm, with coloured versions at 185 gsm. Inkthreadable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a classic straight-cut unisex T-shirt, not a fitted women’s style.\u003cbr\u003eChoose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer a more relaxed silhouette.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the size guide in the listing images before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCOLOURS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack gives the artwork its strongest contrast and makes the bright green details particularly vivid.\u003cbr\u003eTweed adds a softer heathered look and a more casual feel.\u003cbr\u003eRed creates a much louder version of the design, with the black Reaper artwork standing strongly against the fabric.\u003cbr\u003eMidnight offers a dark alternative to black while keeping the colourful food and green drink prominent.\u003cbr\u003ePlease select your preferred colour from the available listing options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRINT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork is applied using DTG printing, allowing the skeleton detail, clothing, vegetables, lettering and smaller colour elements to reproduce clearly.\u003cbr\u003eEach garment is printed individually to order, so very small variations in placement or colour may occur.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash inside out at 30°C.\u003cbr\u003eWash with similar colours.\u003cbr\u003eDo not bleach.\u003cbr\u003eDo not tumble dry.\u003cbr\u003eDo not iron directly over the artwork.\u003cbr\u003eEat clean.\u003cbr\u003eWash responsibly.\u003cbr\u003eThe rest is apparently inevitable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMADE TO ORDER\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.\u003cbr\u003eProduction and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check Etsy’s estimated delivery dates before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eABOUT THE ARTWORK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEat Clean, Die Anyway is an original Bite Your Tongue concept combining dark humour, healthy-lifestyle imagery and Grim Reaper artwork.\u003cbr\u003eThe design deliberately contrasts colourful wellness imagery with an unavoidable reminder from Death, turning the usual motivational health-shirt formula on its head.\u003cbr\u003eAI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.\u003cbr\u003eEach finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.\u003cbr\u003eBITE YOUR TONGUE\u003cbr\u003eWear what you think.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bite Your Tongue","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":59162820968712,"sku":"GD05-BLK-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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