{"product_id":"gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-free-orcasm-black-shirt-master-3780x5097-300dpi","title":"Free Orcasm T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny orca T-shirt featuring the “Free Orcasm” Marine Relief Society design, printed on a black Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee.\u003cbr\u003eAt first glance, it looks like a perfectly respectable marine conservation organisation.\u003cbr\u003eThen you read the banner.\u003cbr\u003eFree Orcasm is part of our fake-institution style — a deliberately convincing wildlife charity graphic built around one extremely unnecessary orca pun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE DESIGN\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis artwork features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- illustrated orca breaking through ocean water\u003cbr\u003e- circular Marine Relief Society crest\u003cbr\u003e- mountain and ocean scenery\u003cbr\u003e- laurel branches and vintage badge styling\u003cbr\u003e- bold “FREE ORCASM” banner\u003cbr\u003e- “Protect • Rehabilitate • Release” motto\u003cbr\u003e- “Est. 1987” detail\u003cbr\u003e- blue, cream and muted green colour palette\u003cbr\u003e- retro conservation \/ society emblem styling\u003cbr\u003eIt looks official.\u003cbr\u003eIt absolutely is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eT-SHIRT DETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Black\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e- 185 gsm\u003cbr\u003e- Classic unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neck\u003cbr\u003e- Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular body\u003cbr\u003e- Twin-needle sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail DTG print\u003cbr\u003e- Printed individually to order\u003cbr\u003eThe G5000 has a traditional straight-cut unisex silhouette rather than a fitted fashion shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a classic unisex fit.\u003cbr\u003eChoose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer something more relaxed.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the size guide in the listing images before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCOLOUR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis version is printed on Black, giving the cream lettering, ocean blues and muted green laurel details strong contrast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRINT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork is applied using DTG printing, allowing the small crest lettering, waves, mountain details and vintage badge elements to reproduce clearly.\u003cbr\u003eEach garment is printed individually to order, so very small variations in placement or colour may occur.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash inside out at 30°C.\u003cbr\u003eWash with similar colours.\u003cbr\u003eDo not bleach.\u003cbr\u003eDo not tumble dry.\u003cbr\u003eDo not iron directly over the artwork.\u003cbr\u003eProtect the orcas.\u003cbr\u003eFree the orcasms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMADE TO ORDER\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.\u003cbr\u003eProduction and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the estimated delivery date at checkout before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eABOUT THE ARTWORK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFree Orcasm – Marine Relief Society is an original Bite Your Tongue concept from our fake-institution style of designs.\u003cbr\u003eThe idea is to create merchandise that initially looks like it belongs to a genuine club, charity or organisation — until the viewer actually reads the name.\u003cbr\u003eAI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.\u003cbr\u003eEach finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.\u003cbr\u003eBITE YOUR TONGUE\u003cbr\u003eWear what you think.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bite Your Tongue","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":59162842104072,"sku":"GD05-BLK-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":59162842136840,"sku":"GD05-BLK-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":59162842169608,"sku":"GD05-BLK-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ X-Large","offer_id":59162842202376,"sku":"GD05-BLK-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":59162842235144,"sku":"GD05-BLK-2XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":59162842267912,"sku":"GD05-BLK-3XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":59162842300680,"sku":"GD05-BLK-4XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":59162842333448,"sku":"GD05-BLK-5XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1072\/6866\/9704\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_27_Sept_2026_18_46_36-1.png?v=1793650459","url":"https:\/\/shop.biteyourtongue.uk\/products\/gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-free-orcasm-black-shirt-master-3780x5097-300dpi","provider":"Bite Your Tongue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}