{"product_id":"gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-high-nest-worth-master-5000px-300dpi-transparent","title":"Funny Goose T-Shirt – High Nest Worth Luxury Animal Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny goose T-shirt featuring the “High Nest Worth” luxury animal graphic, printed on a black Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee.\u003cbr\u003eA ridiculous wealth-themed animal portrait featuring a very financially comfortable goose in tinted sunglasses, layered gold chains and a statement pendant — because apparently owning the pond wasn’t enough.\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork combines realistic feather detail with luxury styling, warm gold tones and subtle pink-blue accent lighting for a bold graphic designed specifically to stand out against black fabric.\u003cbr\u003eTHE DESIGN\u003cbr\u003eHigh Nest Worth is part of our Wealthy Wild collection — animals with expensive accessories, questionable sources of income and considerably healthier portfolios than ours.\u003cbr\u003eThe design features:\u003cbr\u003e- detailed white goose portrait\u003cbr\u003e- gold-framed tinted sunglasses\u003cbr\u003e- layered gold and gem-style chains\u003cbr\u003e- oversized gold pendant\u003cbr\u003e- circular gold framing\u003cbr\u003e- subtle pink and cyan rim lighting\u003cbr\u003e- bold HIGH NEST WORTH typography\u003cbr\u003eOld money? New money? Bird money.\u003cbr\u003eT-SHIRT DETAILS\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.\u003cbr\u003eBlack • 100% cotton • 185 gsm • classic unisex fit • ribbed crew neck • taped neck and shoulders • tubular body • twin-needle sleeves and bottom hem • high-detail DTG print • individually printed to order.\u003cbr\u003eThe G5000 has a traditional straight-cut unisex silhouette rather than a fitted fashion shape.\u003cbr\u003eFIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003cbr\u003eThis is a classic unisex fit.\u003cbr\u003eChoose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer something more relaxed.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the size guide in the listing images before ordering. Measurements are provided in centimetres and inches.\u003cbr\u003eCOLOUR\u003cbr\u003eBlack only.\u003cbr\u003eThe black fabric gives the white plumage strong contrast while making the gold jewellery, amber lenses and coloured edge lighting stand out clearly.\u003cbr\u003ePRINT\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork is applied using DTG printing, allowing the feather texture, jewellery detail and subtle colour transitions to reproduce without the heavy feel of a large vinyl transfer.\u003cbr\u003eEach garment is printed individually to order, so very small differences in placement or colour may occur.\u003cbr\u003eCARE\u003cbr\u003eWash inside out at 30°C.\u003cbr\u003eWash with similar colours.\u003cbr\u003eDo not bleach.\u003cbr\u003eDo not tumble dry.\u003cbr\u003eDo not iron directly over the artwork.\u003cbr\u003eProtect your assets.\u003cbr\u003eIncluding the shirt.\u003cbr\u003eMADE TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003eEach shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.\u003cbr\u003eProduction and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the estimated delivery date at checkout before ordering.\u003cbr\u003eABOUT THE ARTWORK\u003cbr\u003eHigh Nest Worth is an original Bite Your Tongue concept developed as part of our Wealthy Wild collection — realistic animal portraits mixed with luxury styling, money jokes and deliberately excessive attitude.\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork combines detailed animal features with bold gold accessories, coloured rim lighting and clean typography to create a graphic developed specifically for print.\u003cbr\u003eAI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.\u003cbr\u003eEach finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.\u003cbr\u003eBITE YOUR TONGUE\u003cbr\u003eWear what you think.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bite Your Tongue","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":59179000037640,"sku":"GD05-BLK-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":59179000070408,"sku":"GD05-BLK-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":59179000103176,"sku":"GD05-BLK-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ X-Large","offer_id":59179000135944,"sku":"GD05-BLK-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":59179000168712,"sku":"GD05-BLK-2XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":59179000201480,"sku":"GD05-BLK-3XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":59179000234248,"sku":"GD05-BLK-4XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":59179000267016,"sku":"GD05-BLK-5XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1072\/6866\/9704\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_21_Sept_2026_19_54_29.png?v=1793299073","url":"https:\/\/shop.biteyourtongue.uk\/products\/gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-high-nest-worth-master-5000px-300dpi-transparent","provider":"Bite Your Tongue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}