{"product_id":"gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-highland-maintenance-master-final-6000x6550-300dpi-transparent","title":"Funny Highland Cow T-Shirt – Highland Maintenance Luxury Animal Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Highland Cow T-shirt featuring the “Highland Maintenance” luxury animal graphic, printed on a white Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee.\u003cbr\u003eA bold animal portrait built around a glam Highland cow in white cat-eye sunglasses, layered pearls, gold chains and a statement pendant — because low maintenance was never really an option.\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork mixes realistic Highland cow detail with luxury styling, warm gold tones and subtle pink-blue edge lighting for a clean, high-contrast graphic on white fabric.\u003cbr\u003eTHE DESIGN\u003cbr\u003eHighland Maintenance is part of our Wealthy Wild collection — animals with expensive taste, oversized accessories and absolutely no interest in keeping things subtle.\u003cbr\u003eThe design features:\u003cbr\u003e- a detailed Highland cow portrait\u003cbr\u003e- white cat-eye sunglasses\u003cbr\u003e- layered pearl and gold chains\u003cbr\u003e- statement pendant\u003cbr\u003e- circular gold framing\u003cbr\u003e- pink and blue accent lighting\u003cbr\u003e- bold HIGHLAND MAINTENANCE typography\u003cbr\u003eBig hair. Bigger standards.\u003cbr\u003eT-SHIRT DETAILS\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.\u003cbr\u003e- White\u003cbr\u003e- 100% U.S. cotton\u003cbr\u003e- 175 gsm\u003cbr\u003e- Classic unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neck\u003cbr\u003e- Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular body\u003cbr\u003e- Twin-needle sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail DTG print\u003cbr\u003e- Printed individually to order\u003cbr\u003eThe G5000 has a traditional straight-cut unisex silhouette rather than a fitted fashion shape.\u003cbr\u003eFIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003cbr\u003eThis is a classic unisex fit.\u003cbr\u003eChoose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer a more relaxed look.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the size guide in the listing images before ordering. Measurements are provided in both centimetres and inches.\u003cbr\u003eCOLOUR\u003cbr\u003eWhite only.\u003cbr\u003eThe white fabric keeps the warm brown coat, gold jewellery and coloured edge lighting bright and clearly defined while giving the artwork a clean, premium look.\u003cbr\u003ePRINT\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork is applied using DTG printing, allowing the long fur texture, jewellery detail and colour transitions to reproduce without the heavy feel of a large vinyl transfer.\u003cbr\u003eEach garment is printed individually to order, so very small variations in placement or colour may occur.\u003cbr\u003eCARE\u003cbr\u003eWash inside out at 30°C.\u003cbr\u003eWash with similar colours.\u003cbr\u003eDo not bleach.\u003cbr\u003eDo not tumble dry.\u003cbr\u003eDo not iron directly over the artwork.\u003cbr\u003eHigh maintenance? Absolutely.\u003cbr\u003eHigh-temperature washing? No.\u003cbr\u003eMADE TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003eEach shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.\u003cbr\u003eProduction and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the estimated delivery date at checkout before ordering.\u003cbr\u003eABOUT THE ARTWORK\u003cbr\u003eHighland Maintenance is an original Bite Your Tongue concept developed as part of our Wealthy Wild collection — realistic animal portraits mixed with luxury styling, money jokes and deliberately excessive attitude.\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork combines detailed Highland cow features with glamorous accessories, coloured rim lighting and bold typography to create a graphic developed specifically for print.\u003cbr\u003eAI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.\u003cbr\u003eEach finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.\u003cbr\u003eBITE YOUR TONGUE\u003cbr\u003eWear what you think.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bite Your Tongue","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":59179013538056,"sku":"GD05-WHI-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":59179013570824,"sku":"GD05-WHI-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":59179013603592,"sku":"GD05-WHI-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ X-Large","offer_id":59179013636360,"sku":"GD05-WHI-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":59179013669128,"sku":"GD05-WHI-2XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":59179013701896,"sku":"GD05-WHI-3XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":59179013734664,"sku":"GD05-WHI-4XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":59179013767432,"sku":"GD05-WHI-5XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1072\/6866\/9704\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_21_Sept_2026_20_18_54.png?v=1793298355","url":"https:\/\/shop.biteyourtongue.uk\/products\/gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-highland-maintenance-master-final-6000x6550-300dpi-transparent","provider":"Bite Your Tongue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}