{"product_id":"gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-my-body-is-a-temple-master-3780x5097-300dpi","title":"Body Positive Funny T-Shirt – My Body Is a Temple, Risk of Collapse Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eBody positive funny T-shirt featuring the “My Body Is a Temple – Risk of Collapse” design, printed on a white Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee.\u003cbr\u003eA sarcastic graphic shirt for anyone whose temple has seen better days — cracked columns, structural concerns and absolutely no intention of pretending otherwise.\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork combines a ruined classical column with a “DANGER – DO NOT ENTER – RISK OF COLLAPSE” warning sign underneath the oversized “MY BODY IS A TEMPLE” headline.\u003cbr\u003eAncient.\u003cbr\u003eMajestic.\u003cbr\u003eStructurally questionable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE DESIGN\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA self-deprecating take on the classic “my body is a temple” saying.\u003cbr\u003eInstead of marble perfection and spiritual enlightenment, this temple comes with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- cracked stone\u003cbr\u003e- fallen masonry\u003cbr\u003e- weeds\u003cbr\u003e- a safety warning\u003cbr\u003e- and a fairly convincing argument for keeping the public out\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for people who appreciate dry humour, sarcasm and the increasingly ambitious maintenance requirements of the human body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eT-SHIRT DETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- White: 100% U.S. cotton\u003cbr\u003e- 175 gsm\u003cbr\u003e- Classic unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neck\u003cbr\u003e- Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular body\u003cbr\u003e- Twin-needle sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail DTG print\u003cbr\u003e- Printed individually to order\u003cbr\u003eThe G5000 has a traditional straight unisex cut rather than a fitted fashion silhouette.\u003cbr\u003eFor women, the shirt still keeps that classic straight-body shape rather than becoming a bodycon or women’s fitted tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a classic unisex fit.\u003cbr\u003eChoose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer a looser feel.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the size guide in the listing images before ordering, especially if you are between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCOLOUR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite\u003cbr\u003eThe white fabric was chosen specifically for this version of the artwork because it keeps the black typography crisp while allowing the stone, moss, warning sign and distressed details to remain clearly visible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRINT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is applied using DTG printing, allowing the distressed textures, stone detail and small warning-sign elements to reproduce cleanly without the heavy feel of a large vinyl transfer.\u003cbr\u003eEach shirt is printed individually to order.\u003cbr\u003eBecause every garment is printed separately, very small variations in positioning or colour may occur.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash inside out at 30°C.\u003cbr\u003eWash with similar colours.\u003cbr\u003eDo not bleach.\u003cbr\u003eDo not iron directly over the artwork.\u003cbr\u003eAir drying recommended.\u003cbr\u003eThe temple is already at risk of collapse.\u003cbr\u003eThere is no need to involve a 60°C wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMADE TO ORDER\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.\u003cbr\u003eThis helps avoid unnecessary stock and allows us to offer original BYT designs without mass-producing piles of unwanted clothing.\u003cbr\u003eProduction and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the estimated delivery dates shown by Etsy before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eABOUT THE ARTWORK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy Body Is a Temple – Risk of Collapse is an original Bite Your Tongue concept built around a very simple question:\u003cbr\u003eWhat if your body really is a temple…\u0026lt;\/p\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e…but the council has already condemned it?\u003cbr\u003eThe design combines classical ruin imagery, construction-warning humour and dry self-deprecation into a graphic developed specifically for print.\u003cbr\u003eAI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final print preparation.\u003cbr\u003eEach finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.\u003cbr\u003eAncient.\u003cbr\u003eRuined.\u003cbr\u003eStill technically standing.\u003cbr\u003eBITE YOUR TONGUE\u003cbr\u003eWear what you think.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bite Your Tongue","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":59179169382664,"sku":"GD05-WHI-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":59179169415432,"sku":"GD05-WHI-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":59179169448200,"sku":"GD05-WHI-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ X-Large","offer_id":59179169480968,"sku":"GD05-WHI-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":59179169513736,"sku":"GD05-WHI-2XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":59179169546504,"sku":"GD05-WHI-3XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":59179169579272,"sku":"GD05-WHI-4XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":59179169612040,"sku":"GD05-WHI-5XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1072\/6866\/9704\/files\/Codex_Image_19_Sept_2026_09_20_55.png?v=1793295411","url":"https:\/\/shop.biteyourtongue.uk\/products\/gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-my-body-is-a-temple-master-3780x5097-300dpi","provider":"Bite Your Tongue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}