{"product_id":"gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-two-seater-master","title":"Funny Two Seater T-Shirt – Cheeky Adult Humor Double Meaning Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny “Two Seater” T-shirt featuring a cheeky double-meaning design with opposing arrows, printed on a white Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee.\u003cbr\u003eTwo seats.\u003cbr\u003eTwo directions.\u003cbr\u003eAbsolutely no further explanation provided.\u003cbr\u003eTwo Seater is a clean, bold adult-humour design built around a deliberately suggestive phrase and a pair of arrows that make the joke just obvious enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE DESIGN\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis artwork features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- bold “TWO SEATER” lettering\u003cbr\u003e- one upward-pointing arrow\u003cbr\u003e- one downward-pointing arrow\u003cbr\u003e- strong red, black and cream colour palette\u003cbr\u003e- retro-inspired typography\u003cbr\u003e- simple high-contrast layout\u003cbr\u003e- cheeky double-entendre humour\u003cbr\u003eMinimal artwork.\u003cbr\u003eMaximum opportunity for people to stare at your shirt for a second too long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eT-SHIRT DETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- White and Cornsilk\u003cbr\u003e- 100% U.S. cotton\u003cbr\u003e- 175 gsm\u003cbr\u003e- Classic unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neck\u003cbr\u003e- Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular body\u003cbr\u003e- Twin-needle sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail DTG print\u003cbr\u003e- Printed individually to order\u003cbr\u003eThe G5000 has a classic straight-cut unisex silhouette rather than a fitted fashion shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a classic unisex fit.\u003cbr\u003eChoose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer something more relaxed.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check the size guide in the listing images before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCOLOUR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis version is printed on White, giving the red arrows and dark lettering strong contrast and keeping the design extremely readable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRINT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork is applied using DTG printing, allowing the typography and arrow details to reproduce cleanly and sharply.\u003cbr\u003eEach garment is printed individually to order, so very small variations in placement or colour may occur.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash inside out at 30°C.\u003cbr\u003eWash with similar colours.\u003cbr\u003eDo not bleach.\u003cbr\u003eDo not tumble dry.\u003cbr\u003eDo not iron directly over the artwork.\u003cbr\u003eTwo seater.\u003cbr\u003eOne washing machine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMADE TO ORDER\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.\u003cbr\u003eProduction and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.\u003cbr\u003ePlease check Etsy’s estimated delivery dates before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eABOUT THE ARTWORK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo Seater is an original Bite Your Tongue concept built around visual wordplay, suggestive humour and a deliberately minimal layout.\u003cbr\u003eThe design keeps the joke simple: bold typography, two arrows and just enough ambiguity to do the rest.\u003cbr\u003eAI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.\u003cbr\u003eEach finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.\u003cbr\u003eBITE YOUR TONGUE\u003cbr\u003eWear what you think.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bite Your Tongue","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":59204597055752,"sku":"GD05-WHI-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":59204597088520,"sku":"GD05-WHI-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":59204597121288,"sku":"GD05-WHI-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ X-Large","offer_id":59204597154056,"sku":"GD05-WHI-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":59204597186824,"sku":"GD05-WHI-2XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":59204597219592,"sku":"GD05-WHI-3XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":59204597252360,"sku":"GD05-WHI-4XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":59204597285128,"sku":"GD05-WHI-5XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ Small","offer_id":59204597317896,"sku":"GD05-CSI-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ Medium","offer_id":59204597350664,"sku":"GD05-CSI-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ Large","offer_id":59204597383432,"sku":"GD05-CSI-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ X-Large","offer_id":59204597416200,"sku":"GD05-CSI-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":59204597448968,"sku":"GD05-CSI-2XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":59204597481736,"sku":"GD05-CSI-3XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1072\/6866\/9704\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_28_Sept_2026_20_49_45.png?v=1793215667","url":"https:\/\/shop.biteyourtongue.uk\/products\/gildan-heavy-cotton-t-shirt-two-seater-master","provider":"Bite Your Tongue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}