Funny Stag T-Shirt – Deerly Expensive

Funny stag T-shirt featuring the “Deerly Expensive” luxury animal design, printed on a black Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee.
A very expensive-looking deer with absolutely no intention of checking the price tag. Sunglasses, layered gold chains and a confident stag portrait turn this woodland animal into full luxury mode.
THE DESIGN
This artwork features:
- detailed stag portrait
- dark sunglasses
- layered gold chains
- gold pendant
- warm brown fur tones
- pink and blue neon-style highlights
- circular gold accent behind the antlers
- bold “DEERLY EXPENSIVE” lettering
A ridiculous amount of swagger for an animal that normally lives in a forest.
Part of our Wealthy Wild collection — animals with more money than sense.
T-SHIRT DETAILS
Printed on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.
- Black
- 100% cotton
- 185 gsm
- Classic unisex fit
- Ribbed crew neck
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular body
- Twin-needle sleeves and bottom hem
- High-detail DTG print
- Printed individually to order
The G5000 has a traditional straight-cut unisex silhouette rather than a fitted fashion shape.
FIT & SIZING
This is a classic unisex fit.
Choose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer something more relaxed.
Please check the size guide in the listing images before ordering.
COLOUR
This version is printed on Black, giving the warm stag portrait, gold details and vivid pink-blue highlights strong contrast.
PRINT
The artwork is applied using DTG printing, allowing the fur texture, jewellery, neon-style accents and lettering to retain their detail without the heavy feel of a large vinyl transfer.
Each garment is printed individually to order, so very small variations in placement or colour may occur.
CARE
Wash inside out at 30°C.
Wash with similar colours.
Do not bleach.
Do not tumble dry.
Do not iron directly over the artwork.
Luxury is temporary.
Laundry instructions are forever.
MADE TO ORDER
Each shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.
Production and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.
Please check the estimated delivery date at checkout before ordering.
ABOUT THE ARTWORK
Deerly Expensive is an original Bite Your Tongue concept developed as part of our Wealthy Wild collection.
The design combines a detailed stag portrait with exaggerated luxury styling, gold jewellery, sunglasses and neon-inspired lighting to turn classic wildlife imagery into something considerably less dignified.
AI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.
Each finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.
BITE YOUR TONGUE
Wear what you think.