Funny Student T-Shirt – Straight A's in Bad Decisions

Funny student T-shirt featuring the “Straight A’s in Bad Decisions” sarcastic school graphic, printed on a Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee, available in Black, White and Light Pink.
A loud alternative-school design for anyone whose academic potential is considerably better than their decision-making. Punk styling, cheer chaos, bad grades and a report card nobody is framing.
THE DESIGN
This artwork features:
- bold “STRAIGHT A’S IN BAD DECISIONS” lettering
- alternative punk / goth student character
- sarcastic report card
- cheerleader-inspired details
- skull and school books
- backpack and megaphone
- pink, black and white colour palette
- occult-style symbols and rebellious school details
- comic-inspired graphic styling
Equal parts school humour, attitude and questionable life choices.
T-SHIRT DETAILS
Printed on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.
- Available in White, Black and Light Pink
- Solid colours: 100% cotton
- White: 175 gsm
- Black / Light Pink: 185 gsm
- Classic unisex fit
- Ribbed crew neck
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular body
- Twin-needle sleeves and bottom hem
- High-detail DTG print
- Printed individually to order
The G5000 has a traditional straight-cut unisex silhouette rather than a fitted women’s shape.
FIT & SIZING
This is a classic unisex fit.
Choose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer something more relaxed.
Please check the size guide in the listing images before ordering.
COLOURS
WHITE
The white version gives the black outlines, hot pink details and darker artwork strong contrast for a bright, clean look.
BLACK
The black version pushes the design further into the punk / alternative direction, with the pink and white elements standing out strongly against the dark fabric.
LIGHT PINK
The light pink version leans fully into the chaotic school-girl aesthetic and works especially well with the black, white and hot-pink artwork.
Please select your preferred colour from the available listing options.
PRINT
The artwork is applied using DTG printing, allowing the lettering, character details, report card, books and smaller graphic elements to reproduce clearly.
Each garment is printed individually to order, so very small variations in placement or colour may occur.
CARE
Wash inside out at 30°C.
Wash with similar colours.
Do not bleach.
Do not tumble dry.
Do not iron directly over the artwork.
Straight A’s in bad decisions.
At least the laundry can still pass.
MADE TO ORDER
Each shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.
Production and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.
Please check Etsy’s estimated delivery dates before ordering.
ABOUT THE ARTWORK
Straight A’s in Bad Decisions is an original Bite Your Tongue concept combining sarcastic school humour, alternative fashion and loud comic-inspired styling.
The design plays on the contrast between academic achievement and spectacularly questionable choices, using a rebellious student character, report-card humour and chaotic school imagery.
AI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.
Each finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.
BITE YOUR TONGUE
Wear what you think.