Funny Monkey T-Shirt – Seriously?
Funny Monkey T-Shirt – Seriously?
Funny monkey T-shirt featuring the “Seriously?” sarcastic animal design, printed on a Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee, available in Ash, White, Natural and Light Pink.
Sometimes one facial expression says everything.
A deadpan monkey portrait, one raised eyebrow and a single word: “Seriously?” Minimal, sarcastic and extremely useful for situations that really shouldn’t require an explanation.
THE DESIGN
This artwork features:
- detailed hand-drawn monkey / ape portrait
- unimpressed raised-eyebrow expression
- bold “SERIOUSLY?” lettering
- clean black linework
- minimal monochrome styling
- dry sarcastic humour
- simple, highly readable graphic
No complicated punchline.
Just the exact face you make when someone says something ridiculous.
T-SHIRT DETAILS
Printed on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.
- Available in White, Ash, Light Pink and Natural
- Classic unisex fit
- Mid-weight fabric, approximately 175–185 gsm depending on colour
- Ribbed crew neck
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular body
- High-detail DTG print
- Printed individually to order
Solid G5000 colours use 100% U.S. cotton, while Ash is 99% U.S. cotton / 1% polyester. Inkthreadable currently lists the Heavy Cotton G5000 as a regular-fit, 175–185 gsm garment. retail.gildan.com
The G5000 has the classic straight-cut unisex shape rather than a fitted women’s silhouette.
FIT & SIZING
This is a classic unisex fit.
Choose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer something more relaxed.
Please check the size guide in the listing images before ordering.
COLOURS
WHITE
Cleanest and highest-contrast version, with the black artwork standing out sharply against the fabric.
ASH
A soft light-grey option that keeps the monochrome design understated and casual. 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
LIGHT PINK
Adds a playful contrast to the permanently unimpressed expression without changing the simplicity of the artwork.
NATURAL
A warm off-white tone that works especially well with the hand-drawn, slightly vintage character of the illustration.
Please select your preferred colour from the available listing options.
The artwork is applied using DTG printing, allowing the fine facial linework and distressed details to reproduce clearly.
Each garment is printed individually to order, so very small variations in placement or colour may occur.
CARE
Wash inside out at 30°C.
Wash with similar colours.
Do not bleach.
Do not tumble dry.
Do not iron directly over the artwork.
Seriously?
Yes. Even sarcastic monkeys have washing instructions.
MADE TO ORDER
Each shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.
Production and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.
Please check Etsy’s estimated delivery dates before ordering.
ABOUT THE ARTWORK
Seriously? is an original Bite Your Tongue concept built around one universally recognisable expression: complete disbelief.
The design keeps things deliberately simple, combining an unimpressed monkey portrait with minimal typography for a dry, instantly readable sarcastic graphic.
AI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.
Each finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.
BITE YOUR TONGUE
Wear what you think.