Funny Goose T-Shirt – High Nest Worth Luxury Animal Graphic Tee

Funny goose T-shirt featuring the “High Nest Worth” luxury animal graphic, printed on a black Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee.
A ridiculous wealth-themed animal portrait featuring a very financially comfortable goose in tinted sunglasses, layered gold chains and a statement pendant — because apparently owning the pond wasn’t enough.
The artwork combines realistic feather detail with luxury styling, warm gold tones and subtle pink-blue accent lighting for a bold graphic designed specifically to stand out against black fabric.
THE DESIGN
High Nest Worth is part of our Wealthy Wild collection — animals with expensive accessories, questionable sources of income and considerably healthier portfolios than ours.
The design features:
- detailed white goose portrait
- gold-framed tinted sunglasses
- layered gold and gem-style chains
- oversized gold pendant
- circular gold framing
- subtle pink and cyan rim lighting
- bold HIGH NEST WORTH typography
Old money? New money? Bird money.
T-SHIRT DETAILS
Printed on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.
Black • 100% cotton • 185 gsm • classic unisex fit • ribbed crew neck • taped neck and shoulders • tubular body • twin-needle sleeves and bottom hem • high-detail DTG print • individually printed to order.
The G5000 has a traditional straight-cut unisex silhouette rather than a fitted fashion shape.
FIT & SIZING
This is a classic unisex fit.
Choose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer something more relaxed.
Please check the size guide in the listing images before ordering. Measurements are provided in centimetres and inches.
COLOUR
Black only.
The black fabric gives the white plumage strong contrast while making the gold jewellery, amber lenses and coloured edge lighting stand out clearly.
PRINT
The artwork is applied using DTG printing, allowing the feather texture, jewellery detail and subtle colour transitions to reproduce without the heavy feel of a large vinyl transfer.
Each garment is printed individually to order, so very small differences in placement or colour may occur.
CARE
Wash inside out at 30°C.
Wash with similar colours.
Do not bleach.
Do not tumble dry.
Do not iron directly over the artwork.
Protect your assets.
Including the shirt.
MADE TO ORDER
Each shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.
Production and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.
Please check the estimated delivery date at checkout before ordering.
ABOUT THE ARTWORK
High Nest Worth is an original Bite Your Tongue concept developed as part of our Wealthy Wild collection — realistic animal portraits mixed with luxury styling, money jokes and deliberately excessive attitude.
The artwork combines detailed animal features with bold gold accessories, coloured rim lighting and clean typography to create a graphic developed specifically for print.
AI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.
Each finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.
BITE YOUR TONGUE
Wear what you think.