Funny Chihuahua T-Shirt – Small Fortune Luxury Dog Graphic Tee

Funny Chihuahua T-shirt featuring the “Small Fortune” luxury dog graphic, printed on a black Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee.
A bold little dog portrait built around a very expensive-looking Chihuahua in oversized sunglasses, layered gold chains and a huge red gemstone pendant — proof that size has absolutely nothing to do with spending power.
The artwork mixes realistic Chihuahua detail with exaggerated luxury styling, warm metallic tones and subtle pink-blue edge lighting for a sharp, high-contrast graphic on black fabric.
THE DESIGN
Small Fortune is part of our Wealthy Wild collection — animals with expensive accessories, questionable financial priorities and absolutely no interest in subtlety.
The design features:
- detailed Chihuahua portrait
- oversized tinted sunglasses
- layered gold and gem-style chains
- large red gemstone pendant
- circular gold framing
- subtle pink and cyan rim lighting
- bold SMALL FORTUNE typography
Tiny dog.
Massive net worth.
T-SHIRT DETAILS
Printed on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.
- Black
- 100% U.S. cotton
- 185 gsm
- Classic unisex fit
- Ribbed crew neck
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular body
- Twin-needle sleeves and bottom hem
- High-detail DTG print
- Printed individually to order
The G5000 has a traditional straight-cut unisex silhouette rather than a fitted women’s tee.
FIT & SIZING
This is a classic unisex fit.
Choose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer something more relaxed.
Please check the size guide in the listing images before ordering. Measurements are provided in centimetres and inches.
COLOUR
Black only.
The black fabric gives the warm tan coat strong contrast while allowing the gold jewellery, red gemstone and coloured edge lighting to stand out clearly.
PRINT
The artwork is applied using DTG printing, allowing the fur detail, jewellery, gemstone reflections and colour transitions to reproduce without the heavy feel of a large vinyl transfer.
Each garment is printed individually to order, so very small variations in placement or colour may occur.
CARE
Wash inside out at 30°C.
Wash with similar colours.
Do not bleach.
Do not tumble dry.
Do not iron directly over the artwork.
Small dog.
Big attitude.
Low-temperature wash.
MADE TO ORDER
Each shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.
Production and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.
Please check the estimated delivery date at checkout before ordering.
ABOUT THE ARTWORK
Small Fortune is an original Bite Your Tongue concept developed as part of our Wealthy Wild collection — realistic animal portraits mixed with luxury styling, money jokes and deliberately excessive attitude.
The artwork combines detailed Chihuahua features with oversized accessories, coloured rim lighting and bold typography to create a graphic developed specifically for print.
AI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.
Each finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.
BITE YOUR TONGUE
Wear what you think.