Funny Lettuce T-Shirt – Lettuce Pray Vegetable Pun Graphic Tee
Funny Lettuce T-Shirt – Lettuce Pray Vegetable Pun Graphic Tee
Funny lettuce T-shirt featuring the “Lettuce Pray” vegetable pun design, printed on a white Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee.
A dramatic stained-glass-inspired lettuce figure, hands folded in prayer, surrounded by ornate green and gold detailing.
Completely unnecessary. Completely committed to the pun.
THE DESIGN
This artwork features:
- bold “LETTUCE PRAY” lettering
- praying lettuce character
- ornate halo and stained-glass-inspired frame
- rich green and gold colour palette
- vintage religious-art styling
- detailed botanical illustration
- absurd vegetable wordplay
A very serious presentation of a deeply unserious joke.
T-SHIRT DETAILS
Printed on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.
- White
- 100% U.S. cotton
- 175 gsm
- Classic unisex fit
- Ribbed crew neck
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular body
- Twin-needle sleeves and bottom hem
- High-detail DTG print
- Printed individually to order
The G5000 has a traditional straight-cut unisex silhouette rather than a fitted fashion shape.
FIT & SIZING
This is a classic unisex fit.
Choose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer something more relaxed.
Please check the size guide in the listing images before ordering.
COLOUR
This version is printed on White, giving the green lettuce artwork, gold details and black outlines a clean, bright background.
The artwork is applied using DTG printing, allowing the fine botanical details, lettering and ornate decorative elements to reproduce clearly.
Each garment is printed individually to order, so very small variations in placement or colour may occur.
CARE
Wash inside out at 30°C.
Wash with similar colours.
Do not bleach.
Do not tumble dry.
Do not iron directly over the artwork.
Lettuce pray.
Then lettuce wash responsibly.
MADE TO ORDER
Each shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.
Production and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner, Inkthreadable.
Please check the estimated delivery date at checkout before ordering.
ABOUT THE ARTWORK
Lettuce Pray is an original Bite Your Tongue concept combining food humour, ornate vintage illustration and deliberately over-serious religious-art styling.
The design takes a simple vegetable pun and presents it with far more ceremony than it deserves.
AI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final preparation for print.
Each finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.
BITE YOUR TONGUE
Wear what you think.