Body Positive Funny T-Shirt – My Body Is a Temple, Risk of Collapse Graphic Tee
Body Positive Funny T-Shirt – My Body Is a Temple, Risk of Collapse Graphic Tee
Body positive funny T-shirt featuring the “My Body Is a Temple – Risk of Collapse” design, printed on a white Gildan Heavy Cotton G5000 unisex tee.
A sarcastic graphic shirt for anyone whose temple has seen better days — cracked columns, structural concerns and absolutely no intention of pretending otherwise.
The artwork combines a ruined classical column with a “DANGER – DO NOT ENTER – RISK OF COLLAPSE” warning sign underneath the oversized “MY BODY IS A TEMPLE” headline.
Ancient.
Majestic.
Structurally questionable.
THE DESIGN
A self-deprecating take on the classic “my body is a temple” saying.
Instead of marble perfection and spiritual enlightenment, this temple comes with:
- cracked stone
- fallen masonry
- weeds
- a safety warning
- and a fairly convincing argument for keeping the public out
Designed for people who appreciate dry humour, sarcasm and the increasingly ambitious maintenance requirements of the human body.
T-SHIRT DETAILS
Printed on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt G5000.
- White: 100% U.S. cotton
- 175 gsm
- Classic unisex fit
- Ribbed crew neck
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular body
- Twin-needle sleeves and bottom hem
- High-detail DTG print
- Printed individually to order
The G5000 has a traditional straight unisex cut rather than a fitted fashion silhouette.
For women, the shirt still keeps that classic straight-body shape rather than becoming a bodycon or women’s fitted tee.
FIT & SIZING
This is a classic unisex fit.
Choose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up if you prefer a looser feel.
Please check the size guide in the listing images before ordering, especially if you are between sizes.
COLOUR
White
The white fabric was chosen specifically for this version of the artwork because it keeps the black typography crisp while allowing the stone, moss, warning sign and distressed details to remain clearly visible.
The design is applied using DTG printing, allowing the distressed textures, stone detail and small warning-sign elements to reproduce cleanly without the heavy feel of a large vinyl transfer.
Each shirt is printed individually to order.
Because every garment is printed separately, very small variations in positioning or colour may occur.
CARE
Wash inside out at 30°C.
Wash with similar colours.
Do not bleach.
Do not iron directly over the artwork.
Air drying recommended.
The temple is already at risk of collapse.
There is no need to involve a 60°C wash.
MADE TO ORDER
Each shirt is produced specifically after an order is placed.
This helps avoid unnecessary stock and allows us to offer original BYT designs without mass-producing piles of unwanted clothing.
Production and fulfilment are handled by our UK production partner.
Please check the estimated delivery dates shown by Etsy before ordering.
ABOUT THE ARTWORK
My Body Is a Temple – Risk of Collapse is an original Bite Your Tongue concept built around a very simple question:
What if your body really is a temple…</p>
…but the council has already condemned it?
The design combines classical ruin imagery, construction-warning humour and dry self-deprecation into a graphic developed specifically for print.
AI-assisted creative tools form part of our design process, alongside concept development, art direction, selection, refinement, correction and final print preparation.
Each finished artwork is developed as part of the Bite Your Tongue catalogue rather than uploaded as an unedited stock graphic.
Ancient.
Ruined.
Still technically standing.
BITE YOUR TONGUE
Wear what you think.